Friday 4 June 2010

Cycle Ride 4th June 2010

Having been woken up at 5am by a 'dawn chorus' performed by my lovebird 'Hercules', and given that I will be cycling the 'c2c' cycle route in less than a week (for charity- please sponsor me here), I decided to go for a bike ride before breakfast. I vaguely planned a route:

Or, more precisely, here is the route on Google Maps. As I left at 6am, and given the roads I'd chosen to take, I encountered very few cars and lots of countryside and wildlife which, on a sunny morning like today, was an absolute pleasure. Having cycled through Lubenham, Marston Trussell, Sibbertoft and Sulby, my first brief stop was at Welford when I encountered Postman Pat & Jess:



And more nearby wood carvings:




As I cycled up towards Cold Ashby, a tractor came up behind me. The tractor was as wide as the road, so I pulled over in a little lay-by for it to overtake (I managed to resist the urge to exact revenge for all those times I've been in a car and had to wait behind a slow tractor and make it wait until an appropriate overtaking spot). At that point I decided to have a quick water break and admire the view (and take a photo of it):



Once through Cold Ashby I headed out of Naseby towards the site of the Battle of Naseby monument. I stopped there for a snack, some photo's and to 'bone up' on a bit of local history!

The Battle of Naseby Monument:



The Parliamentarians would have been looking across the fields from this angle:



As I continued cycling home I came across the spot where the Royalists would have looked over the fields towards the Parliamentarians:



That was my last stop before home. Here is the route I took:



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Saturday 27 June 2009

The Dynamo Ascension: A Prog-Rock Project Lyric 6


Dynamo Fiction

In a tree in a forest is Dynamoland
Never been touched by human hand
Home of pixies, fairies and sprites
Who only dare come out at night

It’s been there since nineteen eighteen
And since that day it’s been serene
It’s a land always full of joy
Away from all the hoy paloy

The pixies like to dance and sing
With fairies swaying wing to wing
The sprites are always having fun
Since the day Dynamoland begun

If you don’t believe this fable
Find the forest and you’ll be able
To see the glow of that tree at night
As it exudes a peaceful aura light

Because Dynamoland isn’t Dynamo Fiction
Oh no Dynamoland isn’t Dynamo Fiction

Because Dynamoland isn’t Dynamo Fiction
Oh no Dynamoland isn’t Dynamo Fiction

Wednesday 24 June 2009

The Dynamo Ascension: A Prog-Rock Project Lyric 5


Dynamo Kamikaze

I don’t know
Said the dynamo
To the man
From Japan
From his pocket he pulled a photo
And in the photo I saw Kyoto

He told me about his home land
I told him about the Dynamo band
He was drinking Saki from a flagon
Then he went to relieve the dragon

(Chorus)
I met a kamikaze on a Virgin train
He had so much to drink he couldn’t fly the plane
Because of all the Saki he never made his attack
Was exiled from Japan and could never go back


When my Japanese friend returned
He told his story and I learned
That the little chap was a suicide gunner
But he’d failed and had to do a runner

He missed his country but not his wife
She was the reason he was gonna end his life
She was a dragon and never let him out
In case he drank Saki and slept about

(Chorus)
I met a kamikaze on a Virgin train
He had so much to drink he couldn’t fly the plane
Because of all the Saki he never made his attack
Was exiled from Japan and could never go back


He was from the land of the rising sun
He came to England to have some fun
He was from the land of the rising sun
He came to England to have some fun
(Repeat til song fades out)

Monday 22 June 2009

The Dynamo Ascension: A Prog-Rock Project Lyric 4


Telephone Call From The Man on the Moon

This is the story of a man named Bjorn
He’s lived on the moon since the day he was born

He lives off its water and its cheese
He’s never had to work or pay any fees
He spends everyday on the moon all alone
With nothing for company except his phone

He makes calls to earth just to pass the time
He doesn’t feel that that’s a crime
To have someone to talk to everyday
He just reverses the charges so he doesn’t have to pay

I spoke to the man on the moon for half an hour
I told him all about Dynamo power
Now I can’t pay my phone bill cos it’s so large
Because the man on the moon reversed the charge


I wrote him a letter to pay me back
And put the envelope in a cosmonaut’s sack
When he got the letter he gave me a ring
But he still did his reverse charge thing

He told me that on the moon there’s no money
Because he has no use for currency
He gets his water and his cheese for free
And now there’s no way that he can pay me

I spoke to the man on the moon for half an hour
I told him all about Dynamo power
Now I can’t pay my phone bill cos it’s so large
Because the man on the moon reversed the charge

Sunday 21 June 2009

The Dynamo Ascension: A Prog-Rock Project Lyric 3


The Sun Maid

Smiling girl with eyes forlorn
On that red box it’s like gastro-porn
She’s a trademark- a commodity
Longing for someone to set her free

The Sun Maid
Like Dorian Gray
The Sun Maid
Never ages a day
The Sun Maid
As she grips her tray
She longs for someone
To take her away


Forever feeling frozen
Forever feeling lost
She wonders what her
Freedom would cost
Eternal youth and constant fame
But all she wants is to have real name

The Sun Maid
Like Dorian Gray
The Sun Maid
Never ages a day
The Sun Maid
As she grips her tray
She longs for someone
To take her away

Saturday 20 June 2009

No-Waysis

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8110671.stm

How on earth can Noel Gallagher complain about 'cheeky' fans taking up the offer of a refund of their ticket for their Heaton Park gig? Has he not got enough money? I'm amazed all 70,000 haven't asked for a refund. Would they not themselves, as young scrotes before becoming multi-millionaires, take up the generous offer if they'd paid through the nose for a sub-standard gig? I think they would.

If their management had made this offer after the gig then fair enough. But to make this offer on-stage- clearly as an attempt to win back the affections of the disappointed fans- then to subsequently whinge when people take them up is ridiculous.

At the time he said "Let's 'ave it!" and now the fans are saying "Yes please!" Take it like a man- don't try and make them feel guilty for it.

The Dynamo Ascension: A Prog-Rock Project Lyric 2


The Dynamo Man

He’s a giant with an aggressive streak
He preys on the strong but defends the weak
He’ll even make you cry and scream
Unless you agree to join his commie regime

The Dynamo Man
Like Robin Hood
The Dynamo Man
He fights for good
The Dynamo Man
Started the riot on May Day
He’ll control your life
In every way


He’s not a fascist he’s a hero
And his tolerance equals zero
He wants his population to be equal
He’s gonna make a 1984 sequel

The Dynamo Man
Like Robin Hood
The Dynamo Man
He fights for good
The Dynamo Man
Started the riot on May Day
He’ll control your life
In every way


The Dynamo Man
He’s never wrong
The Dynamo Man
Co-wrote this song
The Dynamo Man
Dynamo in his chest
Everyone hail
Because he’s the best